shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED FOR SHITTY HALLOWEEN MOVIES

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actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

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poppunktunes:

poppunktunes:

MY DAD AND I ARE GETTING HIGH HAHAHAHA

"Hey Britt wanna get high, seriously"

THEN HE BRINGS $200 WORTH OF WEED OUT I CANT BREATHE

Update: he held the bowl and lit it for me

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finding-a-free-username-is-hard:

When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.

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clacl:

stop being pretty if you’re not me

(Source: sadfrogs)

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