yousee-butyou-donot-observe:

mishasjockstrap:

soudcloud:

he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord

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If there is ever a day where I do not reblog this assume I’m dead.

(Source: orlandobloomfistmeintheass)

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sereneful:

Id like to point out that I was ten times happier in the picture to the left 🍪

sereneful:

Id like to point out that I was ten times happier in the picture to the left 🍪

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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